Hi, my name is Aubakheer Kesselgrachen and I actually live in Kiribati. I was born in 1978 in Massachussets and I estudied a High Sandwich Elaboration degree in Harvard University, where I discovered the truth behind the art of preparing sandwiches. Later, for religious reasons, I moved to Kiribati basically because I really need a lot of space to practice my muslim faith and also smoke opium like a chinese. My hobbies are fishing, running and thinking that the end of the world is near. I also moved to Kiribati because I'm really fat and tiny and I felt discriminated by the americans. Kiribaty is the country with the higest percentage of fat persons. The only resaon that I have for living in this world is that im blond and i have a long hair.